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THE COLUMNS
. . . 1998

The first one, which started as a letter to the Editor.
 They called me up and asked me to do this on a regular basis.

Interview with a space monkey

Why Al Gore is our secret weapon in the war on smoking

Why I'm not the President

In which I have a theory about what went on in the Oval Office

In which the truth was even weirder

The final solution to the kudzu problem

My Christmas gift list

The naked truth about Dr. Laura

A serious column about the death of Matthew Shepard

A solution to nuclear proliferation in India.

Why we need to get Dennis Rodman back to work NOW

A Christmas Carol For the Impeachment Season

1999's News in Brief: You Heard It Here First

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