These columns first
appeared in the Southern Pines "Pilot"
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Year 1999
12.27.99 - OUR FEARLESS
PREDICTIONS FOR THE YEAR
AHEAD
12.20.99 - Making That List, Checkin’ It Twice
12.13.99 - Holiday Gift Guide
12.06.99 - Visions of Sugarplums
11.29.99 - THE NEW WORKPLACE PLAGUE
11.22.99 - Deep in the Heart of Taxes
11.15.99 - Zero Tolerance=Zero Sense
A
Modest Proposal to End Government Scandal
Witnesses? We Don' Need No Steenking Witnesses!
In Which I Announce My Candidacy for President
Why I'm Glad Dan Quayle is Running (INCLUDES READER MAIL!)
Why the American Economy Can Never Fail
The 1999 Impeachment Awards: May I Have the Envelope, Please?
The Pagans Are Coming! The Pagans Are Coming!
The Millennium of Monica Begins
In Which I Reveal the True Identity of the Antichrist
An Open Letter to Vice President Gore
If the Army Wanted You To Have a Mistress, They'd Have Issued You One
Time To Get Serious About Kosovo
Strike Up the Bland: A Local Radio Station Goes Soft-Rock
Get It Now, Get It First, Get It Wrong
Star Wars, Nothing But Star Wars....
Star Wars Again: America's Ink Blot
A Modest Proposal to End School Violence
A Visitor's Guide to My Area (Written for the U.S. Open)
The Government and the God Biz
Sorry Seems To Be the Hardest Word
Congress Tries to Close the High Frontier
Let's Talk About the Weather....