These columns first appeared in the Southern Pines "Pilot"
fan mail:  dustyrhoades@booksnbytes.com

Year 2000

12.25.2000 - THE BRIEFING [my apologies for being late!]

12.18.2000 - X-MAS TV 2000

12.11.2000 - HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE 2000

12.04.2000 - AL NEEDS TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM

11.28.2000 - WHO WANTS TO BE A COSMONAUT?

11.20.2000 - SLUICE TUNDRA: THE CASE OF THE STOLEN ELECTION

11.13.2000 - IS THIS A FUN COUNTRY OR WHAT?

11.06.2000 - MY INAUGURAL ADDRESS

10.30.2000 - THE NATIONAL SCOLD

10.23.2000 - O JERUSALEM

10.16.2000 - SUNRISE MEMORIES

10.09.2000 - BROUHAHA IN BEANTOWN

10.02.2000 - EVIL OR MERELY STUPID?

09.25.2000 - WHAT, HO?

09.18.2000 - RATS, RITZ, and POLITICS

09.11.2000 - ME vs. THE NEW YORK TIMES

09.04.2000 - A MATTER OF DEBATE…..

08.28.2000 - HOORAY FOR HOLLYWEIRD

08.21.2000 - DANCE OF THE HYPOCRITES

08.14.2000 - A MOST ORTHODOX CANDIDATE

08.07.2000 - MORE MODEST PROPOSALS: THE CHILD-FREE

07.31.2000 - IT’S ALL SO…CONVENTIONAL

07.24.2000 - LIVE! FROM BEHIND THE WALLS…

07.17.2000 - WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

07.10.2000 - WITCH HUNT

07.03.2000 - TROUBLE GETTING INTO OUR GENES

06.26.2000 - GOD IS NOT DEAD, NEITHER IS HE DEAF

06.19.2000 - THE STUPIDITY TAX

06.12.2000 - GOD, THE DEVIL, AND THEIR ADVOCATES

06.05.2000 - EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN

05.29.2000 - THE SILLIEST OF SEASONS

05.22.2000 - BE NICE – OR ELSE!

05.15.2000 - MY ADVICE FOR THE CLASS OF 2000

05.08.2000 - SLUICE TUNDRA : THE ADVENTURE OF THE BATTLING BEHEMOTHS

05.01.2000 - THE SEVEN STUPIDEST THINGS SAID IN THE ELIAN GONAZLES AFFAIR

04.24.2000 - THE REAL ILLEGAL ALIEN PROBLEM

04.17.2000 - IN WHICH YOUR HUMBLE COLUMNIST SAVES THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY (and defeats Godless Comminism at the same time)

02.07.2000 - Guy TV

02.02.2000 - Everything I Need to Know I Learned in a Blizzard

01.17.2000 - No White Hats Here

01.10.2000 - Apocalypse NOT!

01.03.2000 - POUNDING THE JESUS DRUM