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Year 2001
12.31.01 2002: THE YEAR IN PREVIEW
12.24.01 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE 2001
12.17.01 CHRISTMAS LETTERS FROM ALL OVER
12.10.01 HOW I SAVED CHRISTMAS
12.03.01 WHOA UNTO YOU
11.26.01 VICTORY FOR THE TERRORISTS?
11.19.01 WRONG AGAIN
11.12.01 OSAMA DELENDA EST
11.06.01 HOLLYWOOD WIMPS OUT
10.29.01 BELLY UP TO THE BAR
10.22.01 COWBOY IN THE SKY
10.15.01 SEMPER FI, BATBOY
10.08.01 WARS AND RUMORS OF WARS
10.01.01 WHAT'S IN A NAME?
9.24.01 SAVE IT FOR THE ENEMY
9.17.01 THE DAY THE TOWERS FELL
09.10.01 SLUICE TUNDRA: THE CASE OF THE VANISHING SURPLUS
09.03.01 YOU'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE
08.27.01 THE HOBBITS OF KAZAKHSTAN
08.20.01 SPRINGTIME FOR SADDAM?
08.13.01 A THOUSAND POINTS OF LITE
08.06.01 CLINTON COMES TO HARLEM
07.30.01 REBELS WITHOUT A CAUSE, CONGRESSMEN WITHOUT A CLUE
07.23.01 THE MANDATORY CONDIT/LEVY COLUMN
07.16.01 SON OF IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
07.09.01 OF COURSE YOU KNOW, THIS MEANS WAR
07.02.01 WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
6.25.01 I'M AFRAID
6.18.01 JENNA IN A BOTTLE
6.11.01 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
6.04.01 INDEPENDENT'S DAY
5.28.01 SEE YOU AT THE MOVIES
5.21.01 GOVERNOR MOM PHONES IT IN
5.14.01 SLUICE TUNDRA: THE CASE OF THE HANDCUFFED HOUSEWIFE
5.07.01 TOURIST IN THE SKY
4.30.01 THE ONLY WAR WE'VE GOT
4.23.01 JOEY, WE HARDLY KNEW YE
4.16.01 FUGGEDABOUDIT, Y'ALL
4.09.01 LIVE! FROM THE DEATH HOUSE
4.02.01 SOFT MONEY, HARD CHOICES
3.26.01 THE FIRST THING WE DO, LET'S FIRE ALL THE LAWYERS
3.19.01 HEROES AND VILLAINS
3.12.01- BURN, BABY, BURN
03.05.2001 - YOU MIGHT AS WELL YELL AT FOG
2.26.2001 - JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE NIGHTMARE WAS OVER
2.019.2001 - ONCE MORE INTO THE BRIEF, DEAR FRIENDS...
2.012.2001 - IN WHICH I SUCK UP TO THE UNABOMBER
02.05.2001: ALL FIRED UP OVER MTV
01.29.2001 - I CAN DO THIS IN MY SLEEP?
01.22.2001 - THE NEXT CIVIL RIGHTS BATTLE
01.15.2001 - ONE DOWN
01.08.2001 - IN WHICH I ACTUALLY TAKE THE SIDE OF TELEMARKETERS
01.01.2001 - 2001: THE YEAR IN PREVIEW