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Year 2002

1.09.02 HOLIDAY IN AFGHANISTAN

1.14.02 I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS COLUMN

1.21.02 GIVING AMERICA THE ENRON-AROUND

1.28.02 WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

2.04.02 STATE OF THE UNION

2.11.02 THE CONGRESSIONAL PIG PICKING

2.18.02 THAT SEGWAY GIZMO LOOKS BETTER ALL THE TIME

2.25.02 SKATE-GATE

3.4.02 GOODBYE CHUCK JONES

3.11.02 DONT MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD

3.25.02 CATCH-23

4.01.02 THEY'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD

4.08.02 THE ELECTRIC NANNY

4.15.02 LEGALIZE IT

4.22.02 DEATH GOES CUTTING EDGE

4.29.02 THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH BLOWING UP MOUNTAINS

5.06.02 MANKIND'S PAST REVEALED

5.13.02 IT'S GOOD TO BE THE PRINCE

5.20.02 IT'S SUUUPER SQUAD!

5.27.02 ANOTHER ROADSIDE ATTRACTION

6.03.02 CYBORG BLUES

6.10.02 HANDSOME JOHNNY STRIKES OUT?

6.17.02 IT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO TODAY....

6.24.02 SUMMER MOVIE GUIDE, EPISODE 2: SEND IN THE CLONES

7.01.02 HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION

7.08.02 MARIO PUZO WON'T BE WRITING THIS ONE

7.15.02 THIS SPACE FOR RENT

7.22.02 RETURN OF THE SON OF NEWS IN BRIEF

7.29.02 OSAMA bin SPAMMIN'?

8.05.02 THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN EXPLAIN AMERICA

8.12.02 THE TV IS WATCHING

8.19.02 PRESENTING: THE HUMAN SANDWICH BOARD

8.26.02 YOU SAY KORAN, I SAY QU'URAN, LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF

9.02.02 RUE, BRITTANIA

9.09.02 THE DAY THE TOWERS FELL: ONE YEAR LATER

9.16.02 THE LIBERAL MENACE

9.23.02 A FEW IMPERTINENT QUESTIONS

9.30.02 THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL

10.07.02 JUST WHERE IS THE INTERNET, ANYWAY?

10.14.02 JESSE JACKSON GOES OFF THE DEEP END

10.21.02 THIS PLACE REALLY BITES

10.28.02 AS AMERICAN AS MUD PIE

11.04.02 THE REAL PROBLEM WITH NETWORK NEWS

11.11.02 ELECTION 2002: YOU HEARD IT HERE LAST

11.18.02 I'M A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY...

11.25.02 INTRODUCING: RUFUS THE STUNT BUM

12.02.02 WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE?

12.09.02 THE EYE IN THE PYRAMID

12.16.02 WHO'S SORRY NOW?

12.23.02 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE 2002

12.30.02 NEWS IN BRIEF 2003