Due to the enormous volume of mail we receive, it is not possible to respond individually to every message. However, your opinions are important to us here at Team WareWolf. If you would like to send us e-mail, please observe the following guidelines:

1. All messages must be in English. While Dusty is fluent in several languages (some of them actually spoken on this planet), his hard-working staff is not.
   

    

2. Dusty is exclusively heterosexual. Therefore, offers such as "Blow Me!" will be respectfully declined.
   

    

3. Dusty is also happily married. While this comes as a crushing disappointment to his legions of female fans, no changes are contemplated in this status at this time. However, offers of hot, kinky sex with no demands or commitment afterward will be forwarded to Dusty after they are read aloud to the staff here at Team WareWolf.
   

    

4. If you are currently taking any anti-psychotic medication, please take it within six to eight hours before sending your message.
   

    

5. Death threats, ransom demands and offers to lay down your life for Dusty should be addressed to Aaron "Pookie" Bernstein, Security Director.