2 CONCERNED PERSONS
2 CUPS LOVE
2 PINCHES UNDERSTANDING
2 TEASPOONS PATIENCE
2 CANS TRUST
2 WELL ROUNDED MEASURES SEX
PLENTY OF HONEST FRIENDSHIP

DIRECTIONS:

First combine the two concerns persons with the two cups of love in an adequate comfortable mixing area. Next blending the understanding and patience and beat lightly with a spoon made of laughter until the mixture is smooth and fluffy.

Now add the two cans of trust and pour the mixture into the casserole of life and place over very low heat to simmer. This is also the time to add tears, dreams, touching, remembering or any other spices you feel will make your stew more exciting. As the mixture is simmering, sauté the sex in tenderness, and perhaps a little wine on special occasions. Add this to the main casserole until the desired strength is reached.

While the stew is cooking, you might want to sprinkle in a little singing, dancing, playing or praying - you be the judge. Cook to taste; garnish with a kiss or two and serve with the honest friendship.