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Welcome to the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) list for rec.arts.mystery newsgroup. Please note, this is NOT an official charter or set of rules. It's simply a few questions and answers designed to aid newcomers to the group to find their feet, and stay and play. We like it when people stay and play.,

1) What is RAM?

RAM is the short form for "rec.arts.mystery" a group that exists primarily to discuss all forms of the crime fiction and non-fiction genre. And anything else that springs to mind.

2) So what do you talk about?

Well, first and foremost, we talk about books we have enjoyed and thoroughly recommend. (Of course, sometimes we have to say we didn't enjoy a book but that has to be handled with care. Authors read RAM too, and while constructive criticism is accepted, slams aren't). And then there's the other stuff - see point 5.

3) Authors read RAM?

Yep, there are several and we're very proud of them. One of the regulars has produced a list of known RAM authors (i.e. those that post or that we know read RAM). It's called "Grant's List" and can be found here:-
http://home.cogeco.ca/~gdixon4/RAM/

4) Oooh! <name of author> is one of my favourites! Can I email him/her?

Well, sure, this is a public forum and their email addresses are there to be seen. But use some common sense - be polite, remember that they are very busy people and that you might not get a reply. All authors appreciate readers taking the time to let them know they enjoyed their books, however, it's very encouraging.

5) Umm, why are there all these strange threads about food and other non-crime related things?

OK, here's the thing. Like many other newsgroups, RAM is unmoderated. This means that there is no-one censoring posts, no rules about what can or cannot be discussed and anarchy rules the day. It also means that over the years, RAM has developed its own unique style. So yes, there will be oodles of Off-Topic posts about anything and everything, from politics to weather to food to what someone did last night to travel reports. If you don't like the Off Topic stuff, well maybe RAM is not for you. You can, of course, always filter out such threads, they are usually marked OT or variations thereof (see the RAM Glossary below). Also, if you don't see someone talking about books you like or a subject you want to discuss, please, please start a new thread! Sometimes we're just out of ideas for on-topic discussion and would welcome someone with some new questions or comments.

6) Hey, some people top post in reply to messages! Isn't that a no-no in Usenet?

In some groups, yes. But we don't care, we're rebellious like that J. Post in whichever way you feel comfortable.

7) I notice some threads have "SPOILER" in the title. What does that mean?

It's a courtesy to RAM readers, warning them that major plot points of the book/movie/tv show are going to be revealed in the post. Usually "spoiler space" - several blank lines - is added to the post before the spoiler is revealed, just in case someone opens the post accidentally. It's better to overdo the spoiler space than underestimate it. Because we're an unmoderated group, we can't enforce this, but it IS appreciated when it's done. Also remember RAM is an international group. Just because a book/film/TV programme is available in your country, doesn't mean that everyone everywhere else has read it or seen it.

8) What's the Birdy List?

This is a list of the birthdays of the good folks who post to RAM. It was started and is maintained by Mique, with help from M'Lou and Bud. Basically, if you want to be on the Birdy List, you email Mique the date (year optional!) and lo! On the day you'll be able to read lots of Happy Birthday wishes on RAM! It's our way of making a fuss of you :) The current Birdy List is here: http://www.booksnbytes.com/recartsmystery/birthdays.html

9) Umm. Is it me or are some of these posts not from the people they appear to be?

It's not you. Certain people on RAM have developed the art of forging posts. However, they only do this to people they know won't mind and they would never do it to cause trouble or insult someone or any such thing. Just remember to check very carefully before reacting to a post, for there are forgers and other mischievous rogues and ne'er do wells around. :)

10) You all seem to know each other so well, I don't understand half of the jokes and comments.

Yes, this is a side effect of a lot of us having been here so long and having met in real life too. There are quite a few in-jokes, some of which are explained in the Glossary. It can be a little intimidating at first, like being at a party where you don't know anyone. But if you strike up a conversation or reply to someone, gradually you'll get into the swing of things. We'll do our best to give you a big welcome :) We really do want new people to join the group and we really want you to stay and play.

11) Play eh? That would be stuff like this "Bouchercon" and the "Great RAM AIM Chat Fest" I keep seeing references to?

Damn straight! Bouchercon is a crime convention that is held every year in October. It's held in different cities in the US and every fourth year, somewhere outside the USA. In 2003 it's to be held in Las Vegas: check out the website http://bconvegas2003.org/. There's usually a group of RAMmers who attend these things and much hilarity ensues. Heck, sometimes they even prise themselves away from the bar to attend the panels!

"The Great RAM AIM Chat Fest" is held the first weekend of every month (or most convenient weekend) and is run by Mitchy. All are welcome! Basically, you need to have AIM (AOL Instant Messenger) installed on your PC and have a screen name. If AOL is your ISP, then you already have this. Simply email Mitchy before the Chat Fest commences and she'll add your screen name to the rather long list. Come online when the chat starts and you'll be invited into a chat room where you can chat in real time to lots of other RAM members. It's great fun and many, many rumours start because of it :) Mitchy always gives a week's notice of a Chat Fest so you will have time to get organised.

12) Anything else I need to know?

Sure. Here's a RAM Glossary full of useful phrases, commonly used acronyms and anything else that couldn't be easily put into another category.

Glossary

ARC/ARE = Advance Reading Copy, Advance Reading Edition. Copies of books available before it's officially released.

HTH = Hope That Helps

IM(NS)HO = In My (Not So) Humble Opinion

OT = Off Topic. Put in subject headers to help people filter posts. Optional and up to the individual.

WOT = Way Off Topic

WTHOT= Way The Hell Off-Topic

SOT = Sorta Off Topic - probably some vague link to mysteries/crime/RAM

FRP = Finished Reading Pile

TBR = To Be Read (Pile)

TBB = To Be Bought. i.e. those books you definitely are planning to get.

YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary i.e. I liked this sort of book but it might
not appeal to everyone

Beverage Alert = What RAM members would like to get before reading something so funny it causes them to spew their drinks over the monitor and/or keyboard. Beverage Alerts are usually given after the fact, because otherwise it would spoil all the fun.

Peeps = Marshmallow sweetie found in the USA. You either think they are sugary goodness or polystyrene packing chip.

Miracle Whip v. Mayonnaise = an ongoing debate. Miracle Whip is a US mayonnaise substitute. Some prefer it to mayo, some don't. Wise people remain neutral.

Tim Tams v. Penguins = Tim Tams are an Australian chocolate biscuit (cookie?) and a great RAM favourite. Penguins are the UK equivalent. Again, there are two schools of thought: Tim Tams rule! Penguins are better! Wise people accept packages of both and say nothing. Other favourite RAM sweeties include Frango Mints, Neverstops and HobNobs.

A-RW = Anal-Retentive Wanker. What those posters who live for accuracy and good grammar like to call themselves. Note: This title is not awarded but adopted by the A-RWs themselves.

RAMmers, RAMblers, and other variations = RAM's way of referring to members of the group. Expect to see "We Are RAMily" (the group song), "RAM-a-lam-a-ding-dong" (a RAM argument) and other puns mentioned at intervals.

RAM on the Web:- You can find out more information about RAM and RAM members at Vicki's BooksnBytes website.
 http://www.booksnbytes.com/recartsmystery/
Here you can find out lots of fun stuff such as RAM Recipies, Bouchercon reports, photos and RAM bios, and RAM merchandise. Yes, we have merchandise! Mugs, t-shirts, tote bags, mouse mats, all adorned with the splendiferous RAM Logo designed by Jim "Cartoon Boy" Barker. You can purchase RAM stuff at:
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=cartoonise



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This FAQ is maintained by Mitchy and is posted to the group on the first weekend of every month (or thereabouts). Errors, omissions, new links, please email to mitch@orien.demon.co.uk.

Version 1.0 January 2003
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