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Eileen from
Ohio |
Eileeeeeen was born on Thanksgiving and has heard
every possible variation of jokes involving turkeys, gizzards,
and stuffing, so don't bother. After graduating Magna Cum Party
from the University of Dayton, Eileen taught elementary school,
retiring after an unfortunate incident involving Elmer's glue,
macaroni, and the janitor. Married since before the flood to Mr.
Perfect , the union has produced 2 daughters, 1 son and
innumerable arguments over who has to sleep in the wet spot.
Eileen writes for money, food, or silk stockings, but primary
income is derived from interactive mystery plays. Besides
leading her own troupe of actors, many of whom have outstanding
warrants, she sells scripts and production packages to hundreds
of unsuspecting groups all over the US and Canada.
Likes include casseroles, reading, long walks on the beach.
Dislikes are non-dead squirrels, underwire bras, camping, and
insincere people. |
