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A Conford moment
"Ellen Conford has been married for 107 years to an English
Professor. She enjoys cryptic crossword puzzles,
collecting cookbooks, crocheting, gambling, Scrabble, old movies
and martinis. She loves animals, especially dogs, and would have
at least three of them if her rotten husband didn't insist, 'No
more dogs, but you can have a cat if you want' even though he
knows she's allergic to cats, and if she even looks at one she
breaks out in a-"
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