Slowly, gently, posts unfurls their splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Reading is believing
Mystery is deceiving
Hardboiled as lightening, cozy as candlelight
Dare you trust the newsgroup of the night?
Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth
And On Topic isn't what you want to see
In the dark it is easy to pretend
That the Topic is what it ought to be

Softly, deftly, words here shall caress you
Read it, feel it, secretly possess you.
Open up your mind
Let your fantasies unwind
In this newsgroup which you know you cannot fight
The darkness of the RAMmers of the night.

Close your eyes start a journey to a strange new world
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before
Close your eyes and let mysteries set you free!
Only then can your picture be on b 'n'  b!

Floating, falling, sweet intoxication
Read us, trust us, savor each sensation
Let the party begin
Let your darker side give in
To the power of the threads that we write
The power of the RAMmers of the night

You alone can help our song take flight
Help us post the mysteries of the -
Nigh - - igh ----- ighhh --- ighhhhhhhhh -ighhhhhhhhhhhhhht!