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TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
RAM-style!
On the first day of Christmas my bookstore gave to me
A throat-slashing in a bath.
On the second day of Christmas my bookstore gave to me
Two broken necks and a throat-slashing in a bath.
On the third day of Christmas my bookstore gave to me
Three skull cracks, two broken necks and a throat-slashing in a bath.
On the fourth day of Christmas my bookstore gave to me
Four electrocutions, three skull cracks, two broken necks and a
throat-slashing in a bath.
On the fifth day of Christmas my bookstore gave to me
Five poisonings.
(I'm gonna simplify this and just do each day. You, gentle murder-lover, may
fill in the missing lines.)
Six garrotes tightening,
Seven swords a-stabbing,
Eight deadly mushrooms,
Nine acid burnings,
Ten pistol shootings,
Eleven suffocations,
Twelve terrorist bombings,
Just what we all wanted for Christmas - right?
Carleen
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